Dear Valentine,

Are you looking for something a little spicy and a little comforting?! It’s meeeee!

I’m neutered, single, and ready to mingle as they say.

I’m a really good boy, I love playing and cuddling, and would love a home with a doggy friend. No kitties please, or chickens (unless they’re separate from where I’ll be!). They make me naughty, and I’m really not interested in that!

I am house and crate trained, though I come from a place where I spent a TON of time in the crate so I would really like a home where my crate wasn’t the main place I am, you know? I’d rather spend time with you!

I’m between 1 and 2 years old, so I have many many years ahead to shower you with my slightly spicy love. I’ve been told I’m a real character, I hope you like that!

My perfect home wouldn’t have kids under 10, they freak me out. Sorry.

I can’t wait to fall in love! Fill out an adoption application so we can meet! My adoption fee is $200.